I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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