Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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