"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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