i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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