his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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