Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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