I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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