I just pynch a tree in the face
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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