Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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