it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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