I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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