i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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