Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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