THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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