im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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