doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
