idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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