pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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