Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
