Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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