Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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