Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
wow bdsm is so cute
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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