"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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