fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The uberlube is also flammable
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
