Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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