I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
