So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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