you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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