I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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