Nicole vs. Life
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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