So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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