my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
no, he came in my armpit
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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