I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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