hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My vagina just recognized that song.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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