he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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