my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
as a side note pls kill me
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