i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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