My friends, they love my intelligence
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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