How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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