Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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