walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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