Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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