Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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