i was born a porn star she said
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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