I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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