3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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