okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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