I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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