yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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