you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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