You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
pray to the hookup gods
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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