I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
