So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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