Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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