just tell him i said nine months
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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