In the future we'll all be gay
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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