You're my little dorito
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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